Milkstache Ads

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Milkstache ads. They've become a part of our culture.
Pus on lips. The formula is sour cream and vanilla
ice cream. It's thick. It's phleghmy. It makes you
beautiful. Now, for your reading pleasure, my take
on four dozen of my all-time favorite inappropriate
dairy industry blunders:

The Notmilkman's Top Ten

Rugrats  http://www.notmilk.com/deb/110198.html
Nixon  http://www.notmilk.com/trickydick.html
Cast of Scrubbs  http://www.notmilk.com/scrubs.html
Superbowl  http://www.notmilk.com/superbowl.html
3 Stooges  http://www.notmilk.com/deb/092699.html
Flo Jo  http://www.notmilk.com/deb/flojoms.html
Joe Torre  http://www.notmilk.com/torre.html
Joshua Jackson  http://www.notmilk.com/deb/062099.html
Kermit the Fraud  http://www.notmilk.com/deb/060699.html
Andie MacDowell  http://www.notmilk.com/andie.html

The 10 Runner-ups:

Incredible Hulk  http://www.notmilk.com/hulk.html
Angelina Jolie  http://www.notmilk.com/jolie.html
Larry King  http://www.notmilk.com/kingms.html
Spike Lee  http://www.notmilk.com/leems.html
Jason Kidd  http://www.notmilk.com/jason.html
Austin Powers  http://www.notmilk.com/powers.html
Elton John  http://www.notmilk.com/graphics/bigjohn.jpg
Mark McGwire  http://www.notmilk.com/deb/122798.html
Noah Wyle  http://www.notmilk.com/forum/980.html
Johnny Bench  http://www.notmilk.com/forum/777.html

28 Also-rans

LeAnn Rimes  http://www.notmilk.com/leannrimes.html
Aaron Burr  http://www.notmilk.com/forum/967.html
Aerosmith  http://www.notmilk.com/forum/906.html
Alfred E. Newman  http://www.notmilk.com/forum/790.html
Bill Clinton  http://www.notmilk.com/clintonms.html
Brittney Speers  http://www.notmilk.com/speers.html
Calcium Ripken  http://www.notmilk.com/deb/squirt04.html#16
Conan O'Brien  http://www.notmilk.com/conanms.html
Daisy Fuentes  http://www.notmilk.com/fuentesms.html
Dave Matthews  http://www.notmilk.com/forum/905.html
David Copperfield  http://www.notmilk.com/copperfieldms.html
Donna Shalala  http://www.notmilk.com/shalalams.html
Bob Dole http://www.notmilk.com/dolems.html
Hall of Shame  http://www.notmilk.com/shame.html
Jen Love Hewitt http://www.notmilk.com/hewitt.html
Kristi Yamaguchi  http://www.notmilk.com/yamaguchims.html
Mia Hamm  http://www.notmilk.com/greenegg.html
Naomi Campbell  http://www.notmilk.com/campbellms.html
Rebecca Stamos  http://www.notmilk.com/stamos.html
Patrick Ewing  http://www.notmilk.com/ewingms.html
Pau Gasol  http://www.notmilk.com/forum/927.html
Sarah Michelle Geller  http://www.notmilk.com/michellems.html
Septuplets  http://www.notmilk.com/septupletsms.html
Smits and Franz  http://www.notmilk.com/sandmms.html
Tyra Banks  http://www.notmilk.com/banks.html
Venus & Serena  http://www.notmilk.com/deb/venus.html
Shang Siyi  http://www.notmilk.com/forum/898.html
Survivors  http://www.notmilk.com/survivor.html

  Will this one be the next "GOT MILK" ad?

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Robert Cohen author of: MILK A-Z Executive Director
(notmilkman@notmilk.com) Dairy Education Board
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